Kill the director
Here's another song about a gender I'll never understand
Kill the director
Don't talk to girls, they'll break your heart
Carrots help us see much better in the dark
But they're not mine to have, no, they're not mine
They work together, they can't figure anything out
If this is a rom-com
This is no Bridget, Bridget
If this is a rom-com
No, I don't care about the soaps
If this is a rom-com
Though I'm acting like I'm in an EastEnders episode
Kill the director, please
This is no Bridget Jones
This is no Bridget, Bridget
If this is a rom-com
If this is a rom-com
This is no Bridget Jones
This is no Bridget, Bridget
Here's another song about a gender I'll never understand
So, with the angst of a teenage band
This is no Bridget Jones
This is no Bridget Jones
This is no Bridget Jones
This is no Bridget, Bridget
This is no Bridget Jones
This is no Bridget Jones
This is no Bridget, Bridget
Whenever she looks I read the nearest paper
No, I don't care about the soaps
And this is my head and this is my spout
So, many skills that make her distinctive
Kill the director
This is no Bridget, Bridget
Kill the director, please
