Help, help me Suzanne
Well, she's always smilin'
Oh, Suzanne you better believe me this time
I don't care now, I can't see it hurt me
Help, help me Suzanne
She told me to stop smokin' but I'll do that anyway
Will they make me better?
I don't care now, maybe I've died inside
Help me Suzanne
Help, help me Suzanne
Help me Suzanne
Help me Suzanne
They give me pills and all sorts
Oh, Suzanne you better believe me this time
Help help me Suzanne
I'm goin' to the doctors on Friday
She told me to stop smokin' but I'll do that anyway
Don't think I'm wastin' your time
Help, help me Suzanne
I'm not here to tell you lies
Her name's Suzanne and she's got a Ph.D.
Help me Suzanne
I'm not here to tell you lies
Help me Suzanne
She told me to stop drinkin' but I'll do it anyway
Help me Suzanne
I'm goin' to the doctors on Friday
Help me Suzanne
Help, help me Suzanne
She told me to stop drinkin' but I'll do it anyway
My GP's gonna help me this Friday
Help me Suzanne
Help me Suzanne
Help, help me Suzanne
Don't think I'm wastin' your time
This is not a drama piece
Help, help me Suzanne
Help me Suzanne
I think she likes me
Help, help me Suzanne
This is not a drama piece