He's got crazy flipper fingers
A pinball wizard
The Bally table king
I thought I was
He can beat my best
Ain't got no distractions
Plays by sense of smell
Sure plays a mean pinball
My pinball crown to him
Feeling all the bumpers
But I just handed
Always gets a replay
Can't hear no buzzers and bells
That deaf dumb and blind kid
Always playing clean
That deaf, dumb and blind kid
But I ain't seen nothing like him
How do you think he does it?
That deaf, dumb and blind kid
Sure plays a mean pinball
(I don't know)
And he just does the rest
There has to be a twist
I must have played them all
What makes him so good?
He's got such a supple wrist
Don't see no lights are flashin'
Even on my favorite table
His disciples lead him in
In any amusement hall
He stands like a statue
Becomes part of the machine
From Soho down to Brighton
The digit counters fall
Sure plays a mean pinball
Never seen him fall
Plays by intuition
That deaf, dumb and blind kid
Never seen him fall
He's a pinball wizard