Another year, another candle's burning
Keep one eye open when you kiss
Now, sticks and stones, baby, break your bones
But the names in here can kill
No one even knows that you're there
For the party girl
We're going to teach you everything
Now, you ain't got to stand up tall
And darling don't you cry
Your ransom was not made
But now baby, you must stand up
You come around here
Is emotional murder is no crime
You'd better bring a witness
You come around here
Everyone in here's on the guest list
“Happy birthday”, no one cares
And when you're gone you won't be missed
And when you're gone you won't be missed
Now, lesson number one in homicide
We'd let you leave but no one else wants you
You'd better bring a witness
You come around here
Now, we've never been so impressed
Everyone in here's on the guest list
Your wishes won't be coming true this year
Everyone in here's on the guest list
You'd better bring a witness
Keep one eye open when you kiss
You'll learn to get by
