Her mouth was full of dirty words
Ha-ha-having a headline is really some experience
Turns out my all was just medium
"You better ration the good times, I wouldn’t count on the good times"
Then came the one that said, "The only thing you ever gave
Ha-ha-having a headline’s a sexual experience"
Tug of war, the floor was winning
Very soon, the room was spinning
Ha-ha-having a headline’s a sexual experience
Ha-ha-having a headline must be some experience
Ha-ha-having a headline is really some experience
Really a big surprise
Ha-ha-having a headline must be some experience
I’m not who you thought, but you can kiss me goodnight"
Were bad directions, I’d say it to your face but I can’t find you"
That’s when she said, "I can’t help but laugh when I’m caught in a lie
Letters and postcards I meant to respond
It's really some experience
"Ha-ha-having a headline must be some experience
I loved the fame and fashion, till she said
Then cigarettes burned afterwards, that’s when she said
