I hope your teeth are rotten
I push away the plate
It helps me, makes me work, rest and play
To keep it the right length
I need a Mars bar, I've had total fun
I need a Mars bar, I've had total fun
It helps me, makes me work, rest and play
To anybody out there who still eats twix
Caramel for strength
It helps me, makes me work, rest and play
It helps me, makes me work, rest and play
It helps me, makes me work, rest and play
There's glucose for energy
Anybody on packets of buttons?
It helps me, makes me work, rest and play
It helps me, makes me work, rest and play
There's evidence here to show you
Because I just can't wait
It helps me, makes me work, rest and play
I need a Mars bar, I've had total fun
And all the other stars
To help me through the day
To Patrick Moore and David Bowie
To get my Mars bar, hey, raid the spar
To help me through the day
To help me through the day
The chocolate's only there
I need a Mars bar, I've had total fun
I need a Mars bar, I've had total fun
It helps me, makes me work, rest and play
It helps me, makes me work, rest and play
I gave them up when I was six
It helps me, makes me work, rest and play
I need a Mars bar, hey, raid the spar
That there's life on Mars
To help me through the day
It helps me, makes me work, rest and play
I never eat my dinner
I need a Mars bar, hey, raid the spar
You can see I'm getting thinner
I need a Mars bar, hey, raid the spar
