I need a Mars bar, I've had total fun
I need a Mars bar, I've had total fun
To help me through the day
I push away the plate
That there's life on Mars
To anybody out there who still eats twix
To help me through the day
There's glucose for energy
To get my Mars bar, hey, raid the spar
It helps me, makes me work, rest and play
Because I just can't wait
It helps me, makes me work, rest and play
Anybody on packets of buttons?
To keep it the right length
I need a Mars bar, hey, raid the spar
There's evidence here to show you
It helps me, makes me work, rest and play
It helps me, makes me work, rest and play
To help me through the day
Caramel for strength
I hope your teeth are rotten
And all the other stars
I never eat my dinner
I gave them up when I was six
I need a Mars bar, I've had total fun
It helps me, makes me work, rest and play
To Patrick Moore and David Bowie
I need a Mars bar, I've had total fun
I need a Mars bar, I've had total fun
I need a Mars bar, hey, raid the spar
It helps me, makes me work, rest and play
It helps me, makes me work, rest and play
I need a Mars bar, hey, raid the spar
You can see I'm getting thinner
It helps me, makes me work, rest and play
To help me through the day
It helps me, makes me work, rest and play
It helps me, makes me work, rest and play
It helps me, makes me work, rest and play
The chocolate's only there
It helps me, makes me work, rest and play