They'd think God's left the museum for good
You're in Russia and more than a million works of art
I'm not prepared, really had me going there for a minute or two
He said, “If you feel scared or a bit confused
Now I gotta go, it's been a pleasure doing business with you"
This is all nothing but a cold calculation
Tickled to death by their importance
I'm not prepared, but if you have to
There's a precious few that can prove that at the root
If you make me scared, that's what you do
As kids wade through blood, out to it to play
I make you scared, if that's what I do
Down at the beach it's attracting quite a crowd
Defanged destroyer limps into the bay
He said, "I can make you scared, it's kinda what I do
Truth be told, they can live a long, long while
He said, “I can make you scared, it'll only take a minute or two
He said, "You made me scared too, I wasn't sure I was getting through
Now there's a focus group that can prove
When the Nazis find the whole place dark
Okay, you made me scared and you did what you set out to do
Are whisked out to the woods
If I'm unclear can I get out of this thing with me and you?
I gotta say this sounds a little beyond anything I'm used to”
Clearly entranced, you're leaning back now
If you're prepared, here's what I can put you through"
Tests have shown that suspicious or hostile
This is all nothing but cold calculation
Their lives need not be short
If that's the deal then here's what I can do for you”
