Rapper's Delight

Like the Barkays on the mike
From a bottle of Kaopectate
To the rhythm of the boogie the beat
Say up jump the boogie to the bang bang boogie
Now I'm feelin' the highs and ya feelin' the lows
I say skip, dive, what can I say

Rock it up baby bubbah

Can ya rock to the rhythm that just don't stop
It came from my wise dear old dad

I said come on make the make the people move
As the baddest rapper there could ever be
I don't mean to brag I don't mean to boast
And then you call your friend two weeks later
The hip hip hop, a you don't stop
While the stinky foods steamin' your mind starts to dreamin'
A Master Gee am I mellow?
To the beat beat, it's so unique
Drive off in a Def Oj
And your friend says man there's plenty of food
Come alive girls get on your feet

A time to break and a time to chill
A like a Perry Mason without a case

Everybody, I say it goes like this
So when the sucker MCs try to chump my style
So i just take half and bust them out
I'll always remember what he had to say

At the age of six I was a pickin' up sticks
That to have a party ya got to have a rap
Now the group ya hear is called phase two

Ya rockin' to the beat without a care
Say up jumped the boogie
Well like Johnny Carson on the late show
A let's rock ya'll ya don't stop
And next on the mike is my man Hank
He's guaranteed to throw down
'Cause every night you see I had a date
Like Dracula with out his fangs
A little rap to make you boogaloo
And he says I understand about the food
He goes by the name of Wonder Mike

Well I was comin' home late one dark afternoon
And movin' your body while you're sittin' in your seat

Then she turned around and shook her behind
Rock the riddle that will make your body rock
But first I gotta bang, bang the boogie to the boogie

Now the system's on and the girls are there
Ya see I got more clothes
Get off y'all I'm here to give you whatcha got
Ya definitely have a rockin' affair
Pop da pop pop ya don't dare stop
But whatever ya do in your lifetime
To the double beat beat that makes you freak
A like that ya'll to the beat ya'll
With this ugly food that stinks
To the double beat beat that it makes ya freak
So I rocked a vicious rhyme like I never did before
The hip hip a hop a you don't stop the rockin'
Ya go hotel motel whatcha gonna do today?
I've created a devastating masterpiece
I said one two three four tell me Wonder Mike what are you waitin' for?
Just throw your hands up in the air
To act civilized or act real ill
Because they say that miracles never cease
Like a can of beer that's sweeter than honey
And let me tell ya somethin' we're a helluva crew
He ain't finished uh uh that's bull
Well, my name is known all over the world
But let me tell ya somethin' there's still one fact
I said one two three four come on girls get on the floor
The beat don't stop until the break of dawn

And party hardy like you just don't care

Say if your girl starts actin' up, then you take her friend
I said the age of one my life begun
Yeah, a name you know that was right on time
I don't care what these people think

Like gettin' right down for you tonight
Not a dime till I made it again
We rock and we don't stop
We're treacherous trio, we're the serious joint
The beat don't stop until the break of dawn
That definitely ain't the wack
Just blow your mind so that you can't speak

Everybody go hotel motel Holiday Inn
And do a thing but a rock and shuffle your feet

'Cause I'm a helluva man when I'm on the mike
Skiddlee beebop a we rock a Scoobie Doo
And I say a little more later on tonight
At the age of eight I was really great
So after school, I take a dip in the pool
Like a hot buttered a pop da pop da pop dibbie dibbie
At the age of nine I was right on time

You do the freak, spank, and do the bump

But I rap to the beat just the same
He has more rhymes than a serious bank
Rest a little while so ya don't get weak
'Cause every night I had a party rhyme
The purple and yellow
To the black, to the white, the red and the brown
This young reporter I did adore
And don't say a word until I'm through
Ya say I'm gonna get a fly girl gonna get some spankin'
Now there's a time to laugh a time to cry
Now what you hear is not a test I'm rappin' to the beat
Like the boogie to the boogie without the boogie bang
By sayin' that your'e full
And the rest is F L Y
And when ya finally do come in to your rhythmic beat
But that's okay I still keep in stride
Of the man they call the Master Gee
So we'll get right down for you tonight

'Cause I'm guaranteed to make you rock

Because I am the man with the clientele
I got a color TV so I can see
I said you need a man who's got finesse
But we like hot butter on our breakfast toast
And then this fly, fly girl with a sexy lean
A from sun to sun and from day to day
The Knicks play basketball
So I said to myself, it's time for me to release
I mean the macaroni's soggy the peas are mushed
That's filled with rhymes and I know you wanna look
Can ya hip me to the shoobie doo
And that's called originality
Than Muhammad Ali and I dress so viciously
By all the foxy ladies and the pretty girls
And I dress to at
With a hip hop the hippie to the hippie

I didn't even bite and not a god dam word
And the chicken tastes like wood

I'm gonna get a fly girl gonna get some spank drive off in a Def Oj
I said he's a fairy I do suppose

The beat don't stop until the break of dawn

She came into the bar, she came into the scene
And guess what, America we love you

Are gonna try to move your feet
It's on you so whatcha gonna do

Ya see I go by the code of the doctor of the mix
And when you come inside, into the front

I said I go by the unforgettable name
My name appears in your mind

Come alive y'all gimme what ya got
Like a millionaire that has no money
To the hip hip hop, a you don't stop

Gettin' right on down makin' all the girls
To the rhythm of the boogie da bang, bang da bong
All the fellas checked out her white sasoons
But he looks like a sucker in a blue and red suit
It's like my man captain sky
To the rhythm of the boogie, the beat

A like Frankie Croker in stereo

At the age of three it was you and me
Whose name he earned with his super sperm
It's on you so what you gonna do
You say if your girl starts actin up then you take her friend
A come alive, ya'll a gimme what ya got

A big bang, I got clientele
Rockin' ya down cause ya know we could
I was rockin' to the beat and feelin' all right
So you bust out the door while it's still closed
I got bodyguards, I got two big cars
He may be very sexy or even cute
Let's do it don't stop ya'll a tick a tock ya'll you don't stop
And let it change up to a dance called the freak

Like a gamblin' fiend that does not bet
Well it's on n' on n' on on n' on
So you pile some more on your plate
I'm gonna freak ya here I'm gonna freak ya there
So your heart starts pumpin' and you think of a lie
Come on everybody and dance to the beat

Ya never let a MCs steal your rhyme
Because my rhymes are on from what you heard
And the food just ain't no good
But there's a thing that separates you from me
At the age of two I was doin' the do
Like comin' alive to the Master Gee
Everybody go hotel motel Holiday Inn
I guess by now you can take a hunch
Well, I'm imp the dimp the ladies pimp

And the damn ya start doin' the freak

To the beat that it makes you freak
Just let me quit my boyfriend called superman
And me, the groove and my friends
Singin' on n' n' on n' on n' on
Givin' all the freaks what they bargained for
Just take of their clothes to the beat the beat
You could rock till you're a hundred and one years old
And come alive girl get on your feet

Ya go hotel motel whatcha gonna do today
That I'm vicious on the mike and the turntables
And you say that you already ate
I said M A S T E R AG with a double E
Rockin to the sounds of the Master Gee

And thinkin' how ya danced on the disco scene
Singin' on n' n' on n' on n' on
It was phase two just a doin' a do

On n on into the break of dawn

I'm just sittin' here makin' myself nauseous

I say Hank can ya rock

Right to the rhythm and throw down

Like collard greens that don't taste good
And when the sucker MCs try to prove a point
But I brought two friends along
With the sureshot MCs for the affair
Everybody just rock and dance to the beat

I can't fit 'em all inside my Oj
Once a week we're on the street
To the rhythm of the beat to the beat the beat
Hear me talkin' 'bout checkbooks, credit cards
Oh so you say that's it I got to leave this place
A time to live and a time to die
And tryin' to sleep before the break of dawn
The boogie to the boogie da beat
Ya rockin' to the rhythm, shake your derriere
In heaven dontcha know I went off
The beat don't stop until the break of dawn

And from the time I was only six years old
I'm gonna move you outta this atmosphere
That shock the house for the young ladies

So you try to play it off like you think you can
The casanova legend must have been true

Baby bubbah to the boogie da bang bang da boogie
He may be able to fly all through the night
Rock it out baby bubbah to the boogie da bang, bang
He cant satisfy you with his little worm

Ya say if your girl starts actin' up then you take her friends

(Say what?)
Like movin' your body so ya don't know how

All I'm here to do ladies is hypnotize

The brother who rocks so viciously

Have you ever went over a friends house to eat
Come on, Hank, sing that song
But I wouldn't give a sucker or a bum from the rucker
As she traveled deeper inside the room
I got a Lincoln' continental and a sunroof Cadillac
Beat beat ya'll ya don't stop
Into something that looks like cheese

Like Farrah Fawcett without her face
And these reasons I'll tell ya why
And attempt to raise your body heat
Rock rock yall throw it on the floor

I give the rest to Master Gee so he could shock the house
Of the moment that it's time to leave
But can he rock a party till the early light
Go hotel motel what you gonna do today
'Cause I'm a helluva man when I'm on the mike
Rappin' to the beat my stick was fixed
So the sucker MCs can bite all night
The rock it to the bang bang boogie
I go to the halls and then ring the bell
I know a man named Hank

So come on Hank sing that song
Baby bubbah but we're still friends
A reporter stopped me for a interview
But I'm the grandmaster with the three MCs
I got style finesse and a little black book
At the age of seven I was rockin'
A tick a tock ya'll a beat beat ya'll
Like goin' up and not comin' down
I said I can't wait till the end of the week
Which really is on the wall
I said damn, right outta your seat
Is just like the beat without the sound no sound
See I am Wonder Mike and I like to say hello
Singin' on n' n' on n' on on n' on
I am the definite feast delight
I sit down and write a brand new rhyme
I said a hip hop the hippie the hippie
I am the definite feast delight
And then your friend says momma he's just being polite

She said damn fly guy I'm in love with you

Like a tree that's not made out of wood
The rock it to the bang, bang boogie
Singin' on n' n' on n' on on n' on
And while ya sleepin' ya start to dream
(Say what?)
Then ya throw your hands high in the air
I got right on down to the beat you see
So we'll get right down and give you the groove
Well like the Barkay's singin' holy ghost
Drive off in a def Oj
For you to party ya got to have the movies
To the rhythm of the beat that says ya go on
Just a cuttin' the jams and making it free
The sounds to throw down they're played the most
Doin' all the things they never did before
To the beat beat, ya do the freak
Goin' on n' n' on n' on on n' on
And you could be my boyfriend you surely can

I'll put tickets in your behind

When I'm rappin' to the rhythm of a groovy beat
To the bang bang boogie
Everybody was dancin' on the floor
It was the best advice that I ever had

Everybody go hotel, motel Holiday Inn
Say up jump the boogie to the rhythm of the boogie the beat
It was twelve o'clock one Friday night
And then you run to the store for quick relief
(Say what?)
Now I got a man comin' on right now

I go do it, I go do it, I go do it, do it , do it
I said a hip hop the hippie to the hippie
And his whole name across his chest
She said she's heard stories and she's heard fables
I let them know that I'm versatile

I never forgot what I was told
Well so far you've heard my voice
At the age of five I didn't take no jive
More money than a sucker could ever spend
Come on Wonder Mike do what ya like
Now, I'm not as tall as the rest of the gang
He said sit down punk I wanna talk to you
To the rhythm of the beat that makes ya freak
Say up jumped the boogie
For you to dance you gotta get hype

So when the party's over you're makin' it home
And then you look at your plate and your chickens slowly rottin'
Master Gee, am I mellow?
'Cause all I'm here to do is just wiggle your behind
An I'm here an I'm there I'm big bang hank, I'm everywhere
Like a hot buttered de pop, de pop, de pop
But I can bust you out with my super sperm
And find that I am the baby of the bunch
Like a rainy day that is not wet
Come to the Master Gee you see

A sayin' on n' n 'on n' on on n' on

I dot a little face and a pair of brown eyes

Ya start poppin' ya fingers and stompin' your feet
To see how he has been
I'm gonna rock the mike till you can't resist

Ya say I'm gonna get a fly girl gonna get some spankin'
'Cause I'm one of a kind and ill shock your mind
And if ya ask me why I rock so well

The women fight for my delight
My vicious rhyme I call my masterpiece
'Cause ya rock and ya roll with so much soul
The beat starts gettin' into your toes
A saying on n' n' n n' on on n' on
Flyin' through the air in pantyhose
I'm goin' down in history
Let's rock, you don't stop
I said by the way baby what's your name

So from sixty six till this very day

Still sick from the food you ate
At the age of four I was on the floor
Check it out, I'm the C A S N the O V A
Ya see I'm six foot one and I'm tons of fun
With the Master Gee it's all the way live
Said I go by the name of Lois Lane

She came up to the table, looked into my eyes
And now people in the house this is just for you