When You Wasn't Famous

Which is ironic, 'cause in reality

My whole life I never thought I'd see

So now I know that others will believe that it's true
And we were on borrowed time anyway
Whenever I see you on MTV
Would be next day everyone's story of me

And that you found it fucking boring
When they found out, I would've been mocked
So when you try to pull a girl
And past the children's appeal
When I know they've all got cameras?
When you slapped that man
Or enough finance to sue
That are always to the line of the truth
I miss the bitchin' and shoutin'
And turn the page and ignore 'em
When you're a famous boy
And I must admit I was quite shocked
It feels just like when you wasn't famous

Standing next to you I look fucking soft

You were so much fun
When you're a famous boy
Much better than the alludes and lies
But I realized with you the truth canbe
It feels just like when you wasn't famous
It gets really easy to get girls
A whole lot worse than the flack

Delete my dealer's number and unroll my bank notes
But I know I got a bit close to you
I can't stop my big wide smile
Considering the amount of prang you'd done
We've got a fucking business to run
Who is also famous too
We both know the scratches on my back
You taught me all the realities

How the hell am I supposed to be able to do a line
I see the darkness behind
It's all so easy you get a bit spoilt
It's all so easy you get a bit spoilt
It gets really easy to get girls
You taught me so much about
It feels just like when you wasn't famous
It feels just like when you wasn't famous
It's all so easy, you get a bit spoilt
Who is also famous too

It's till a line at which most likely you'll have the time

Anyway I had to rest my beer hat
But outside in the lobby, I shouldn't have laughed

And sorry for my doomed day
You can't keep fucking popstars
The celebrity pages in papers don't tell tales
Who is also famous too

There are industry repercussions, Michael

So when you try to pull a girl

When you're a famous boy
I really got to like you more than you liked me
Get in the van an' zoom away
You learn dances, do promo, cameras flashing
So when you try to pull a girl
How to deal with the fire I'd fallen in
I wake up high, dizzy feel, hung over
Who is also famous too
Which is why it's so frightening buying papers in the morning
But I'm glad I got out in time
So when you try to pull a girl
'Cause I used to believe what I read
What with the daily toilet papers not knowin'
In front of complete strangers
And I knew that when the people who thought they knew you
And what version of a rumor
Fearing the next Mike Skinner scoop
When you're a famous boy

It gets really easy to get girls
It's all so easy you get a bit spoilt
It gets really easy to get girls
I really hoped that you'd stay
A pop star smoke crack
With that thing you did with me on my back
You looked amazing on CD UK