That's when she ends up liking you as a friend
But it's not going to happen
She knows she can get most dudes
But it's multiplied by how little of you she can have
It's a war of the sexes never get it bled
Whereas men just hanker for the panky to happen
Retain this fact I'm hammering, this fact is gonna matter
How attracted to you she is this party your gab?
It's ABC making a he break with glee
I beg that you learn 'cause she's cleverer
And you wanna know what, listen
And remember not to get hammered either
But I don't shag on my own
If you screw this all up and then lose all your cool
Elementary, my dear cousin, I cannot state this enough
The woman is a highly socially-practiced
You're playing at not getting a hard-on yet
But she doesn't want to feel cramped
Glance and then turn to the man
Your threws seclude your moves or you're colluding well weapon
Though she mustn't know about you
But listen the next thing you just totally blank her
Bowl up to the trusting man
It's a war of the sexes, never get it bled
You're not playing at hard to get
While you're pretending to listen staring at her tits
Instead of cowering up to the hostile lamb
I beg that you learn 'cause she's cleverer
How attracted to you she is this party your gab?
He doesn't suspect you want anything
Get somewhere near to the lamb
The general rule of mine, her intellect will be higher
The answer is to get close enough to her
You do need to be near to the lamb
It's a war of the sexes, never get it bled
How attracted to you she is this party your gab?
'Cos he isn't suspicious you're trying to muscle into his misses
I beg that you learn 'cause she's cleverer
She's calculating all of the mad facts and the figures
She must not clock your flop, you can't placard your march
Master in body language, dab-handed actress
I beg that you learn 'cause she's cleverer
She senses you're near her and smells your desire
I beg that you learn 'cause she's cleverer
It's a war of the sexes, never get it bled
I beg that you learn 'cause she's cleverer
Do you know what I'm talking about? That's why I'm talking about
It's a war of the sexes, never get it bled
It's much easier talking to him
How attracted to you she is this party your gab?
But it's multiplied by how little of you she can have
How attracted to you she is this party your gab?
But it's multiplied by how little of you she can have
Oi, the reason girls flirt is to work out their worth
But it's multiplied by how little of you she can have
What little you think you're letting by her sly
But it's multiplied by how little of you she can have
Did you know cigarette lighters were invented before matches?
How attracted to you she is this party your gab?
You think I'm fucking mad don't you?
But hanker when you don't close in after
Just tell him something like
But it's multiplied by how little of you she can have
It's a war of the sexes, never get it bled
Your task is to make her notice you fast
