But I am digressing slightly so I'll continue
I think you are really fit
Gleamin' away with your hearty hearty looking tan
Even though I would like to
Which lost me the place in the queue I waited for, yeah
Maybe even nine and a half in four beers time
You're fit but my gosh, don't you know it
But my gosh, don't you just know it
So when I looked at you standing there with your hoard
I would rather I hadn't mugged myself on display
When I noticed out of the corner of my eye
But I admit the next bit was spanners to my plan
I'm not trying to pull you
But I stopped sharkin' a minute to get chips and drinks
I'm not trying to pull you
I did fancy you a bit though, yeah, I must say
You're fit but my gosh, don't you know it
Mike just leave it, just leave it
But this is just another case of female stopping play
I couldn't concentrate on what I wanted to order
Or what the shrapnel in my back pocket could afford
Wondering whether to have a burger or chips
You girls think you can just flirt and it comes to you
It's not worth it Mike, just leave it, it's not worth it
I'm not trying to pull you
Now, I bashed my head hard earlier due to the brew
See, I reckon you're about an eight or a nine
With the milkshake and that little doughnut in hand
For a while I was thinking yeah, but what if?
Even though I would like to
I'm not trying to pull you
That blue top shop top you've got on is nice
I think you are really fit
But I just noticed some tan lines
We're all a bit drunk, we've had a few, fair play
On your shirt
I was like, nah, I can't even though you look grand
You're fit but my gosh, don't you know it
Bit too much fake tan though but yeah, you score high
Even though I would like to
Yeah, yeah, like I said, you are really fit
And rude as in good, I knew this as you stood and queued
I think you are really fit
Whoa, we've all had a drink mate
Was clocking onto you too, yeah, I had to admit that
You're fit but my gosh, don't you know it
I think, I'm going to fall over
Just as you started to make your big advance
Even though I would like to
Looking towards my direction, your eyes locked onto my course
But I just did not want to give the satisfaction to you
I didn't wanna bowl over all geezer and rude
I think you are really fit
You walk towards my path but you just brushed right past
You're fit, but you're fit, but you know it
Not rude like good but just rude like uncouth
Even though I would like to
I think you are really fit
I got this Stella, I bombed from that last cafe
Yeah yeah you are fit and yeah, I do want it
I'm alright, don't touch me
You're fit but my gosh, don't you know it
You're fit but my gosh, don't you know it
This night's not even begun, yes, yes, oh yay
On an otherwise, total result of a holiday
Are you smoking crack or something?
But let me tell you, see, yes, yes, you are really rude
But you look sharp there smiling hard, suggestin' and
And into the arms of that fuckin' white shirted man
I'm not trying to pull you
Oh, what do I give a fuck, I've got a girlfriend anyway
Whether or not you knew it I swear you didn't tick
I was waiting in the queue looking at the board
You're fit but you know it
Don't touch me, don't touch me
And when that bloke in the white behind us lot queuing
Picturing myself with bare white hot wit
Really, really annoying me about you, you see
But there's just one little thing that's really, really
Snaring at you as you were standing there opposite
I think you are really fit
Even though I would like to
I'm not trying to pull you
Whoa, leave it out
We cannot have that behavior in this establishment