Looking towards my direction, your eyes locked onto my course
Just as you started to make your big advance
Which lost me the place in the queue I waited for, yeah
You're fit but my gosh, don't you know it
You're fit but my gosh, don't you know it
That blue top shop top you've got on is nice
See, I reckon you're about an eight or a nine
But I am digressing slightly so I'll continue
I'm not trying to pull you
I got this Stella, I bombed from that last cafe
Oh, what do I give a fuck, I've got a girlfriend anyway
Maybe even nine and a half in four beers time
I'm not trying to pull you
Bit too much fake tan though but yeah, you score high
But I admit the next bit was spanners to my plan
Even though I would like to
I'm not trying to pull you
Wondering whether to have a burger or chips
But there's just one little thing that's really, really
I think you are really fit
I didn't wanna bowl over all geezer and rude
I was waiting in the queue looking at the board
I couldn't concentrate on what I wanted to order
You're fit but my gosh, don't you know it
For a while I was thinking yeah, but what if?
Yeah yeah you are fit and yeah, I do want it
When I noticed out of the corner of my eye
I'm alright, don't touch me
Really, really annoying me about you, you see
You girls think you can just flirt and it comes to you
You're fit, but you're fit, but you know it
We're all a bit drunk, we've had a few, fair play
But I just did not want to give the satisfaction to you
Yeah, yeah, like I said, you are really fit
You're fit but my gosh, don't you know it
Even though I would like to
I think you are really fit
You're fit but my gosh, don't you know it
Are you smoking crack or something?
Whoa, we've all had a drink mate
I'm not trying to pull you
Picturing myself with bare white hot wit
We cannot have that behavior in this establishment
It's not worth it Mike, just leave it, it's not worth it
But I just noticed some tan lines
On an otherwise, total result of a holiday
Don't touch me, don't touch me
I think you are really fit
Or what the shrapnel in my back pocket could afford
Even though I would like to
With the milkshake and that little doughnut in hand
I would rather I hadn't mugged myself on display
You're fit but my gosh, don't you know it
But my gosh, don't you just know it
Even though I would like to
Even though I would like to
So when I looked at you standing there with your hoard
I think you are really fit
On your shirt
And when that bloke in the white behind us lot queuing
Gleamin' away with your hearty hearty looking tan
Whoa, leave it out
I was like, nah, I can't even though you look grand
Even though I would like to
Not rude like good but just rude like uncouth
Now, I bashed my head hard earlier due to the brew
You're fit but you know it
Whether or not you knew it I swear you didn't tick
But I stopped sharkin' a minute to get chips and drinks
I think, I'm going to fall over
I'm not trying to pull you
I think you are really fit
But let me tell you, see, yes, yes, you are really rude
I think you are really fit
Snaring at you as you were standing there opposite
But you look sharp there smiling hard, suggestin' and
And rude as in good, I knew this as you stood and queued
Mike just leave it, just leave it
Was clocking onto you too, yeah, I had to admit that
I did fancy you a bit though, yeah, I must say
This night's not even begun, yes, yes, oh yay
And into the arms of that fuckin' white shirted man
You walk towards my path but you just brushed right past
But this is just another case of female stopping play
I'm not trying to pull you
