Why did I have to go and do a stupid thing like that
'Coz yeah it felt like we were through though
Just pause that thought for a bit
She was watching the box at her Dad's house
I would if I could just swap what happened then for right now
Best, best session rate
Man I was hanging head-to-stead on the headrest in pain
Why did I have to go and do a stupid thing like that
Well paralyzed since I got back in with my bags though
Hang on let me slam the door, mate
Yeah I think we got cut off, yeah I got crap reception in my house
She weren't even much too hot but she totally mugged me up like rah
Can you hear me? Na sorry mate
And when she got in a mood with me in that text about that thing
But I could've ruined it, I'm such a twat
Could have raised up the hand but no
She couldn't have been it for me the only girl I'd ever go out with
Coming to a conclusion I couldn't be bothered with anymore rowing
You're fuzzy mate, I can't hear you
'Coz yeah it felt like we were through though
And then after shots made me lose the plot, it all got a bit bizarre
Yeah I'm too aware that last night was way mad slack, I know
Why did I have to go and do a stupid thing like that?
As I'm smacking glasses down at George
She was with that bloke in the white top in Mcdonalds' car park
'Coz yeah it felt like we were through though
And if she ever found out how far it got it would be more than just a row
What I can remember is a blotch, I got a fat bruise on my arm
'Coz yeah it felt like we were through though
But I could've ruined it, I'm such a twat
I have to stand in a certain spot in my kitchen or it cuts out
But yeah in the air on the plane my stomach was turning
Hello? Ahh fucking phones, man!
In future I need to abstain, if only I'd had a bit of discipline
So in a way its helped me doing wrong, I know I've fucked up now
But I could've ruined it, I'm such a twat
She knew exactly what she was doing and it all went a bit too far
I didn't want to waste my youth in a girl's house to the sound of spliffs
And then she let me chat her up later on in that lovely little bar
This is where that dodgy shit stops, she's just gotta not find out
I just switched off the phone when she started shouting
And that incident with the ice cream I forgot, it all ended in our vodka
Prayin' away all my bad sins
'Coz yeah it felt like we were through though
That about me playing away on this holiday
There preparing spliffs away
See I mean that the true thing though I suppose I chose myself to allow
Distracted from the fact it weren't right
Carried in a gang I lost sight of Simone on her own, back at home
But I could've ruined it, I'm such a twat
Why did I have to go and do a stupid thing like that
I've been pacing the place
Lost count of the plain Chardonnays before the fourth or maybe the fifth
Why did I have to go and do a stupid thing like that
Why did I have to go and do a stupid thing like that
(Nah nah nah)
This whole thing just got on top but it's her that I want, no doubt
But worth every bit of spare change, pure clowning down to the last drink
So, I lost you for a minute, yeah, yeah I can hear you now
I was weak and stupid but as far as I viewed anyhow
Yeah you know I was potty to even let myself allow it
But I could've ruined it, I'm such a twat
Simone was moaning and
'Coz yeah it felt like we were through though
