But the batteries nearly flat, gotta call quick snap
But where was the money?, I knew I'd left it on the
My rage is blowin' gauges, how longs it take to validate your wages?
In just bein' out of the house, I've lost out
So to call my mum so that, I could tell her I can't go and that
So I failed on the DVD, couldn't withdraw any money
Today I've achieved absolutely nought
Where's my phone have I got it, oh this is a crock of shit
Had to stop for a few ticks, I started feelin' sick
Today I've achieved absolutely nought
Tell mum I wouldn't be back for tea, then grab my savings and hurry
If I wanted to end up with more now
Oi, soaked to the bone in my jeans, do you want me to stop?
Tell mum I couldn't make tea, get the savin' and then hurry
Rushin' to the cash machine, still a bit mashed and lean
I should've just stayed in bed, like I know how
I should've just stayed in bed, like I know how
In just bein' out of the house, I've lost out
So I failed on the DVD, but I still had to get the money
Then ofcourse a mandatory car, drives by and splashes me
Is not what I call funny, a grand don't come for free
So first to get the film back in time, to avoid that big fine
But I still had to call mum, get the savings and then hurry
And I'm a thousand pounds poorer
A thousandth of a million squid, or two monkeys or a whole fifty scores
Or call mum about tea, I'll have to get the savings and hurry
Has simply disappeared right before my eyes, his eyes and yours
So the shoe box full of money, just disappearing from me
Aww shit, the battery is flat
I lost the fuckin' thing, oh here it is in my pocket
A hundred thousand pennies, no more
Got to the video shop in a state, but chuffed it wouldn't be late
In just bein' out of the house, I've lost out
Today I've achieved absolutely nought
If I wanted to end up with more now
I imagine my mums weaping right now
I should've just stayed in bed, like I know how
If I wanted to end up with more now
Gone withdrawn from my life, the money is no more for sure
So I've failed on the DVD, couldn't withdraw any money
At last my turn comes, press the fifty squid button
Only when he flicked open the case, I'd left the disc at my place
I left it in the livin' room, ready to pick up as soon
Insufficient funds
I should've just stayed in bed, like I know how
At least I remembered my phone man, I didn't know her number off hand
If I wanted to end up with more now
And the thousand pounds you swore, that I left on the table this morn
Just take back the DVD, withdraw that extra money
Side, next to the telly, this is not even funny
Get there the cues outrageous, ladies takin' ages
But I flew a bit quick, arms like a lunatic
I had to do a fast hill climb, but a faster decline
In just bein' out of the house, I've lost out
As I passed through, on the way out to the rendezvous
Today I've achieved absolutely nought
