Fit But You Know It

Even though I would like to
On an otherwise, total result of a holiday

See, I reckon you're about an eight or a nine
I'm not trying to pull you
I would rather I hadn't mugged myself on display
But I just did not want to give the satisfaction to you
I'm not trying to pull you

I think, I'm going to fall over
You're fit but my gosh, don't you know it

We cannot have that behavior in this establishment
I'm not trying to pull you
Or what the shrapnel in my back pocket could afford
You walk towards my path but you just brushed right past
Oh, what do I give a fuck, I've got a girlfriend anyway

But I stopped sharkin' a minute to get chips and drinks

You're fit, but you're fit, but you know it

And rude as in good, I knew this as you stood and queued
I'm not trying to pull you
Even though I would like to
Snaring at you as you were standing there opposite
Even though I would like to
You girls think you can just flirt and it comes to you

You're fit but my gosh, don't you know it
I was waiting in the queue looking at the board
I'm not trying to pull you
But I am digressing slightly so I'll continue
And when that bloke in the white behind us lot queuing
But I admit the next bit was spanners to my plan

You're fit but my gosh, don't you know it
Are you smoking crack or something?
And into the arms of that fuckin' white shirted man

I think you are really fit
With the milkshake and that little doughnut in hand
It's not worth it Mike, just leave it, it's not worth it
I'm not trying to pull you

Even though I would like to

You're fit but my gosh, don't you know it
But I just noticed some tan lines
Whoa, leave it out
But this is just another case of female stopping play
I didn't wanna bowl over all geezer and rude
So when I looked at you standing there with your hoard
Now, I bashed my head hard earlier due to the brew
Just as you started to make your big advance
Don't touch me, don't touch me
Not rude like good but just rude like uncouth
Maybe even nine and a half in four beers time
But my gosh, don't you just know it
I was like, nah, I can't even though you look grand
I think you are really fit
I did fancy you a bit though, yeah, I must say
On your shirt

We're all a bit drunk, we've had a few, fair play
Yeah, yeah, like I said, you are really fit
But let me tell you, see, yes, yes, you are really rude
Picturing myself with bare white hot wit
Mike just leave it, just leave it
Really, really annoying me about you, you see
Looking towards my direction, your eyes locked onto my course
You're fit but my gosh, don't you know it
But there's just one little thing that's really, really
Bit too much fake tan though but yeah, you score high
I'm alright, don't touch me
This night's not even begun, yes, yes, oh yay
I think you are really fit

Even though I would like to
Gleamin' away with your hearty hearty looking tan
Whether or not you knew it I swear you didn't tick
Yeah yeah you are fit and yeah, I do want it

Which lost me the place in the queue I waited for, yeah
I got this Stella, I bombed from that last cafe
I think you are really fit
Wondering whether to have a burger or chips
I think you are really fit
You're fit but my gosh, don't you know it
But you look sharp there smiling hard, suggestin' and
For a while I was thinking yeah, but what if?
Whoa, we've all had a drink mate
Was clocking onto you too, yeah, I had to admit that
Even though I would like to
You're fit but you know it
I think you are really fit

When I noticed out of the corner of my eye
That blue top shop top you've got on is nice

I couldn't concentrate on what I wanted to order