Hmm, brandy or beer? Water's a good idea
They said they'd be here, they said, they said in the corner
I'm gonna do another I think, yeah, one more, these are shit
These toilets are a piss take, queue's bigger than the door
And I'm thinkin'
This nights a tragedy, I keep thinking I saw her
And I'm thinkin'
(People pushing by then walkin' off into the night)
And I'm thinkin'
Borrow water off this man, here goes nothing okay
Why's the message pending? Where the fuck are you?
They could have texted me when they were near
(Lights are blinding my eyes)
Where the fuck could they be? Still not over in the corner
No thats not them, thats not them either
And I'm thinkin'
Maybe I shouldn't have done the second one, I feel all fidgety and warm
And I'm thinkin'
(Lights are blinding my eyes)
And I'm thinkin'
Way too close for me, ah well at least they allowed me through
I need to wave 'em over here, I swear Simone's kissing Dan
Should be a good night in here, Ramo in the main room
(Lights are blinding my eyes)
My head is twisted severe, body's rushing everywhere
Menu, write message, so where are you and Simone?
(Lights are blinding my eyes)
Send message, Dan's number, where've they gone?
Whoa, everything in the room is spinning, I think I'm gonna to fall down
Argh that's proper rank, that tastes like hairspray
(People pushing by then walkin' off into the night)
Threes is well cheap though, so I'll take three if I need to
And I'm thinkin'
And no one looks like minglin', I cant see her or him
I'm thinkin'
(Lights are blinding my eyes)
And I'm thinkin'
My eyes are rolling back, I'm rubbing my thighs with my hand
(People pushing by then walkin' off into the night)
It's been ages since I necked it and smoked six tabs to the nub
Wish that bar lady'd appear, and come serve over here
(People pushing by then walkin' off into the night)
(Lights are blinding my eyes)
(People pushing by then walkin' off into the night)
These are well speckly, bit green and blue
(People pushing by then walkin' off into the night)
And I'm thinkin'
Glad I'm not a girl in this place, they'll be here till dawn
(People pushing by then walkin' off into the night)
I'm still not feeling anything, this has got to be a dud
My heart's beating too quick, I'm fucking tripping out
What was I thinkin' about? Ah who cares, I'm mashed
And I'm thinkin'
People keep pushing me though, no reception on the phone
And I'm thinkin'
Belly's not even tingling, I just feel a bit pissed
Right I'm on the plan, I wish the bouncers would go away
Yeah yeah they cheer, can they see my hand in the air?
But I'm fucked and I don't care
Totally fucked, can't hardly fuckin' stand
I hate coming to the entrance just to get bars on my phone
(People pushing by then walkin' off into the night)
(Lights are blinding my eyes)
Who cares, this is a tune coming in, that one where he's like
Sure my belly's tingling a bit, somethings happening I'm sure
And I'm thinkin'
(Lights are blinding my eyes)
I wonder whether they got in, turned away no doubt
Gotta get rid of this pill taste, what are they chattin' so much for?
You have no new messages, so why haven't they phoned?