Can't decide
Typical girls learn how to act shocked
The typical boy gets the typical girl
Typical girls try to be
But she's a femme fatal
Typical girls are cruel and bewitching
Typical girls don't rebel
Typical girls try to be
Have intuition
And there's another marketing ploy
Typical girls try to be
Who invented the typical girl?
Don't create
Can't decide what clothes to wear
Who invented the typical girl?
Typical girls feel like hell
The typical girl gets the typical boy
Who's bringing out the new improved model?
Typical girls are looking for something
Typical girls stand by their man
Typical girls don't think too clearly
Typical girls, you can always tell
Typical girls very well
The typical boy gets the typical girl
Typical girl gets the typical boy
Typical girls are so confusing
Don't rebel
Typical girls get upset too quickly
Don't drive well
Have intuition
Typical girls very well
And natural smells, stinky fake smells
Typical girls worry about spots, fat
Typical girls are sensitive
Typical girls are emotional
Typical girls are unpredictable, predictable
Typical girls fall under spells
Typical girl gets the typical boy, typical boy
Typical girls very well, well
Typical girls buy magazines
The typical girl gets the typical boy
Typical girls can't control themselves
Typical girls try to be
Typical girls very well, well
And there's another marketing ploy
Who's bringing out the new improved model?
Typical girls are really swell
