Typical girls don't think too clearly
Typical girls very well
And there's another marketing ploy
Typical girls are so confusing
Typical girls learn how to act shocked
Have intuition
Typical girls try to be
Typical girls worry about spots, fat
The typical boy gets the typical girl
Typical girls are looking for something
The typical boy gets the typical girl
Typical girls buy magazines
Typical girls try to be
Don't drive well
Have intuition
Can't decide
Typical girls very well, well
Typical girls very well
Typical girls very well, well
Typical girls are cruel and bewitching
Typical girl gets the typical boy, typical boy
Typical girls don't rebel
But she's a femme fatal
Typical girls try to be
The typical girl gets the typical boy
Who's bringing out the new improved model?
And there's another marketing ploy
And natural smells, stinky fake smells
Typical girls are unpredictable, predictable
Typical girl gets the typical boy
Don't create
The typical girl gets the typical boy
Typical girls can't control themselves
Typical girls are really swell
Typical girls fall under spells
Can't decide what clothes to wear
Typical girls stand by their man
Who invented the typical girl?
Typical girls feel like hell
Typical girls are emotional
Who invented the typical girl?
Typical girls are sensitive
Who's bringing out the new improved model?
Typical girls try to be
Don't rebel
Typical girls get upset too quickly
Typical girls, you can always tell
