Oh Mummy, proud of your sun
Seeing all the things you've done, all was a big put on
And my kids, they just don't understand me at all
Oh Daddy, proud of your planet
Oh Mummy, proud of your sun
Oh Mummy, proud of your sun
Oh Mummy, proud of your sun
Oh Daddy, proud of your planet
Oh Daddy, proud of your planet
Oh Mummy, proud of your sun
Oh Daddy, proud of your planet
I am having an affair with a random computer
Oh Daddy, proud of your planet
Well my wife still respects me, I really misused her
Oh Mummy, proud of your sun
Don't you know I'm a 2000 Man
And you know who's the 2000 Man
Like it did when you were young
And my kids, they just don't understand me at all
Oh Daddy, proud of your planet
Don't you know I'm a 2000 Man
Or do you come down crashin'
Oh Daddy, your brain's still flashin'
