My best friend, he shoots water rats and feeds them to his geese
And don't you think there's a place for us
The maid, she's French, she's got no sense, she's found a crazy horse
Come on now, baby
Come on now, baby
Right across the street
You'd look good pram
Don't you think we need a woman's touch to make it come alive?
Don't you think there's a place for you
Come on now, baby
In between the sheets?
We can build a home for three
The butler has a place for her behind the pantry door
We can build a home for three
And when she strips, the chauffeur flips, the footman's eyes get crossed
They got earphone heads they got dirty necks they're so 20th century
Yeah, come on now, baby
The servants they're so helpless now, the cook she is a whore
Come on now, honey
Don't you think there's a place for you in between the sheets?
A score of harebrained children they're locked in the nursery
Don't you wanna live with me?
Pushing down the high street
They queue up for the bathroom 'round about 7:35
Don't you wanna live with me?
