I was doing, doing somethin' right
Oh, the soldier, the sailor and then there's the Three Musketeers
Will tell me now, who's been sleeping here
Was it your auntie, your uncle, who's been sleeping here?
But the butler, the baker, the laughing cavalier
Who will tell me, who'll investigate
Must be somewhere, somewhere you can stop
Tell me baby, who's been sleeping
Was it your mummy, your daddy, who's been sleeping here?
Who's been eating, eating off my plate
What you say girl, who'd you see that night
Yes, there's the noseless old newsboy, the old British brigadier
But you'll tell me now, who's been sleeping here
Hey baby, who's been sleeping
But they'll tell me, now, who's been sleeping here
I wanna know
Did I ever tell you I wanna know
Yes, they'll now tell me now, who's been sleeping here
Don't you look like, like a Goldilocks, yeah
'Cause I wanna know who's been sleeping right here?
There's the sergeants, the soldiers, the cruel old grenadiers