Then I hopped a cab
Well, I sat right there in my seat
Well, suddenly it dawned on me
The end of flight number 505
That this was not my life
Get me on flight number 505", alright
The end of flight number 505
Well, suddenly I saw
Get me on flight number 505"
Well, feeling like a king
Ooh, they put the plane down in the sea
He put the plane down in the sea
In my head, my new life
"Of course, I'll have a drink"
The end of flight number 505, alright
"Well, get me on flight number 505
Happy bein' on my own
With the whole world right at my feet
"Get me on flight number 505
So then I told the airline girl
Well, I confirmed my reservation
So I just phoned the airline girl and said
And feeling pretty bad
No idea of my destination
Just livin' the life I lead
With my suitcase in my hand
That we never, ever would arrive
