Movies are for retards like me and Maybelline
Talkin' about some pictures, now wouldn't that be a scream
Give my regards to Boston, ask 'em who'll buy the beer
Anything you want, dear, fine, fine, fine, fine, fine
If you want a good joke, why split? You'll go broke right here
Anything you want, dear, is fine, fine, fine, fine, fine
Anything you want, dear, fine, fine, fine, fine, fine
Want big bucks? Gonna have to suck up air.
Never get passed the dice dear, goddammit, I'm gonna roll
People that pick your nose clean, so what we owe, owe, owe
Everything you say, dear, I'll buy, buy, buy, buy, buy
Everything you say, dear, I'll buy, buy, buy, buy, buy, buy
Anything you want, dear, is fine, fine, fine, fine, fine
Don't wanna get pop, find yourself a rockin' chair
Give my regards to Broadway, tell 'em I don't really care
Give my regards to Broadway, tell 'em I got change to spare
Everything you say, dear, I'll buy, buy, buy, buy, buy, buy, goodbye