53rd and 3rd, you're the one they never pick
I was a Green Beret in Vietnam
Then I did what God forbade
53rd and 3rd, don't it make you feel sick?
53rd and 3rd, don't it make you feel sick?
I said, no more of your fairy stories
53rd and 3rd, 53rd and 3rd
Now the cops are after me
53rd and 3rd, don't it make you feel sick?
53rd and 3rd, 53rd and 3rd
Then I took out my razor blade
I said, no more of your fairy stories
53rd and 3rd, 53rd and 3rd
53rd and 3rd, you're the one they never pick
But I proved that I'm no sissy
53rd and 3rd, I'm tryin' to turn a trick
If you think you can, well, come on man
53rd and 3rd, standin' on the street
'Cause I got my other worries
53rd and 3rd, you're the one they never pick
53rd and 3rd, standin' on the street
53rd and 3rd, standin' on the street
53rd and 3rd, I'm tryin' to turn a trick
'Cause I got my other worries
53rd and 3rd, I'm tryin' to turn a trick
