Adult sex is either boring or dirty
I have to write songs about women
On my head and on my shoulders
I've got my own reasons to drink now
I can't take any more illicit drugs
Woah, I'm an adult now, I'm an adult now
On my head and on my shoulders
Gotta get up and take on that world
On my [Incomprehensible]
Yeah I'm an adult now
For I'm sitting in a room with a bunch of people
Sometimes my head hurts
With a mind full of chemicals
I'd sure look like a fool dead in a ditch somewhere
I'm an adult now, woah, woah, I'm an adult now
'Cause I'm an adult now, I'm an adult now
Young people, they can get away with murder
I mean I like to play it but I sure don't like the racket
I've got the problems of an adult
I've got the problems of an adult
Just guitars screaming, screaming, screaming
On my head and on my shoulders
Whose sight and hearing's failing
I've got the problems of an adult
When you're an adult, it's no cliche, it's the truth
I'm an adult now
Though there's not many days that I do
I can sleep in till noon anytime I want
'Cause I'm an adult now, I'm an adult now
More like, man tries to understand what the hell went wrong
People will think I'm some kind of pervert
I can't afford any artificial joy
Whose necks and backs are aching
No more boy meets girl, boy loses girl
I'm an adult now, woah, woah, I'm an adult now
I think I'll call my dad up and invite him
I'm an adult now
Like some cheese eating high school boy
On my [Incomprehensible]
'Cause I'm an adult now, I'm an adult now
Noise, but I can't hear anything
I can't even look at young girls anymore
I've got the problems of an adult
I don't write songs about girls anymore
I've got the problems of an adult
Who just can't seem to get it up
Some guy is screaming in a leather jacket,
Speaking of hearing, I can't take too much loud music
I'm an adult now, woah, woah, I'm an adult now
And sometimes my stomach hurts
And I guess that it won't be long
Yeah I'm an adult now
