Never Do That

Never thought an ordinary chair

I wouldn't be in this rut
Could have such poetry
(Ahh)
Never do that
You think I will, I know I won't
Oh no, I'd never do that
(Ahh)
I don't deserve your time
(Ahh)
I'll sit where the last one sat
I'll just hang around
I won't make a sound

I live above my means in fact
I haven't got the tact
(Ahh)

You say you do but you don't
It stretches farther than I care to think
(Ahh)
But oh no, I'd never do that
Put me out of my misery
If I could keep it shut
Take my mouth as far as you can see

It sends a shock right through me
(Ahh)
You're a master of illusion
When I see you sitting there
With less chance than a laboratory rat
(Ahh)
(Ahh)
Oh no, I'd never do that
(Ahh)
Never do that