Beat off the army with a tennis racket
I was home entertaining guests
Oh no, oh no, no, no, no no, no
I go out looking in parked cars
Keep it upstairs for the grand finale
Gonna be a blank slate
Beat off the army with a tennis racket
But I keep it upstairs
Gonna be a blank slate
Gonna be a blank slate
For somebody famous to kidnap and love
When I fell off the chair and cracked open my head
'Cause they wanted to travel the world
My head is a buzzing three-star hotel
Oh no, I thought I'd be by now
But I keep it upstairs
Gonna jump out of a cake
Bees flew out and they flew up their skirts
Gonna wear a white cape
For somebody famous to kidnap and love
Off their beautiful bikes
But I keep it upstairs
With my heart on a string
That's my whole plan
With my heart on a string
I keep it upstairs
Keep it upstairs, keep it upstairs, keep it upstairs
My head is a buzzing three-star hotel
Gonna wear a white cape
My head is a buzzing three-star hotel
Gonna tackle young girls
But I keep it upstairs
But I keep it upstairs, keep it upstairs, keep it upstairs
Gonna wear a white cape
But I keep it upstairs
Oh no, I thought I'd be by now
I keep it upstairs
Oh no, oh no, no, no, no no, no, no, no
Oh no, I thought I'd be by now
Keep it upstairs for the grand finale
Keep it upstairs for the grand finale
Bees flew out and they flew up their skirts
Keep it upstairs, keep it upstairs, keep it upstairs
I keep it upstairs
I go out looking in parked cars
Gonna jump out of a cake
But I keep it upstairs
'Cause they wanted to travel the world