Talcum powder on the letter, and the birthday boy is there
The being known as wonder girl is speaking I believe
Why don't you live up there?
It's not easy trying to tell her that I shortly have to leave
Why don't you do what I do
Why don't you be like me?
It's been a long time since the party and the room is in a mess
Why don't you cut your hair?
It's too easy hummin' songs to a girl in yellow dress
Why don't you stop and see?
Why don't you do what I do
There are birds out on the sidewalk and a valet at the door
Kill who I kill to be free?
Why don't you be like me?
The four kings of EMI are sitting stately on the floor
See what I feel when I care?
Why don't you live up there?
Why don't you live up there?
Now they've darkened all the windows and the seats in Naugahyde
Why don't you do what I do
I've been waiting for an hour, I can't find a place to hide
See what I feel when I care?
Why don't you stop and see?
Kill who I kill to be free?
Why don't you cut your hair?
Why don't you hate who I hate
Why don't you hate who I hate
He reminds me of a penguin, with few and plastered hair
Why don't you cut your hair?
