Why don't you cut your hair?
There are birds out on the sidewalk and a valet at the door
It's too easy hummin' songs to a girl in yellow dress
The being known as wonder girl is speaking I believe
Why don't you live up there?
Why don't you live up there?
Talcum powder on the letter, and the birthday boy is there
Kill who I kill to be free?
Why don't you stop and see?
Why don't you do what I do
Why don't you be like me?
See what I feel when I care?
See what I feel when I care?
The four kings of EMI are sitting stately on the floor
Why don't you do what I do
Why don't you be like me?
I've been waiting for an hour, I can't find a place to hide
Why don't you cut your hair?
Why don't you stop and see?
Now they've darkened all the windows and the seats in Naugahyde
Why don't you live up there?
It's been a long time since the party and the room is in a mess
It's not easy trying to tell her that I shortly have to leave
Why don't you hate who I hate
Kill who I kill to be free?
Why don't you do what I do
Why don't you cut your hair?
He reminds me of a penguin, with few and plastered hair
Why don't you hate who I hate
