Why don't you do what I do
Kill who I kill to be free?
There are birds out on the sidewalk and a valet at the door
Why don't you cut your hair?
Why don't you be like me?
I've been waiting for an hour, I can't find a place to hide
Why don't you cut your hair?
Why don't you stop and see?
He reminds me of a penguin, with few and plastered hair
Why don't you be like me?
Why don't you live up there?
Why don't you stop and see?
See what I feel when I care?
Why don't you live up there?
It's been a long time since the party and the room is in a mess
It's not easy trying to tell her that I shortly have to leave
Kill who I kill to be free?
Now they've darkened all the windows and the seats in Naugahyde
The four kings of EMI are sitting stately on the floor
Why don't you hate who I hate
Why don't you hate who I hate
Why don't you live up there?
It's too easy hummin' songs to a girl in yellow dress
See what I feel when I care?
Why don't you do what I do
The being known as wonder girl is speaking I believe
Why don't you do what I do
Talcum powder on the letter, and the birthday boy is there
Why don't you cut your hair?
