If I was a booger, would you blow your nose?
I'm just trying really hard to make you, notice me being around
If I was a rubber check would you let me bounce
If I was the carpet would you wipe your feet
In time to save me from mud off the street?
If I was a front porch swing would you let me hang?
If I was a haircut would you wear a hat?
If I was a dance floor would you shake your thing?
If I was a maid, could I clean your flat?
I'm just trying to give myself a reason, for being around
If you like me, if you love me
Would you get down on your knees and scrub me?
Up and down inside your bank account?
Would you keep it? Would you eat it?
Would you trust me, not to break you?
If I was your body, would you still wear clothes?
