If I was a dance floor would you shake your thing?
I'm just trying really hard to make you, notice me being around
If I was a maid, could I clean your flat?
If you like me, if you love me
If I was the carpet would you wipe your feet
Would you keep it? Would you eat it?
Would you get down on your knees and scrub me?
If I was a booger, would you blow your nose?
In time to save me from mud off the street?
I'm just trying to give myself a reason, for being around
If I was a rubber check would you let me bounce
Would you trust me, not to break you?
If I was your body, would you still wear clothes?
If I was a haircut would you wear a hat?
If I was a front porch swing would you let me hang?
Up and down inside your bank account?
