The Village Green Preservation Society

We are the Office Block Persecution Affinity
What more can we do
Help save Fu Manchu, Moriarty and Dracula
We are the Sherlock Holmes English Speaking Vernacular
God save strawberry jam and all the different varieties
What more can we do

Preserving the old ways from being abused
God save tudor houses, antique tables and billiards
Protecting the new ways for me and for you
God save the George Cross and all those who were awarded them
God save little shops, china cups and virginity
God save Mrs. Mopp and good Old Mother Riley

Preserving the old ways from being abused
We are the Custard Pie Appreciation Consortium
Protecting the new ways for me and for you
We are the Desperate Dan Appreciation Society
We are the Skyscraper condemnation Affiliate
We are the Draught Beer Preservation Society