Plastic man got no brain
He likes plastic cups and saucers 'cause they never break
(Yeah, he's plastic man)
Kick his shin or tread on his face
He's got plastic heart, plastic teeth and toes
He can't disfigure, or disgrace
He's got plastic flowers growing up the walls
(Yeah, he's plastic man)
Plastic man
Plastic man don't feel no pain
Plastic people look the same
And his children wanna be plastic like their dad
(Yeah, he's plastic man)
He's got plastic lips that hide his plastic teeth and gums
And plastic legs that reach up to his plastic bum
He eats plastic food with a plastic knife and fork
(Plastic bum, plastic bum )
(Yeah, he's plastic man)
He can't disfigure, or disgrace
Pull his nose all over the place
He's got a plastic wife who wears a plastic mac
(Plastic man, plastic man)
He's got a phony smile that makes you think he understands
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Plastic man
Plastic man don't feel no pain
But no one knows he really is a plastic man
Kick his shin or tread on his face
(Yeah, he's plastic man)
Yeah, yeah, yeah
(Yeah, he eats plastic food)
Plastic man got no brain
(Plastic man, plastic man)
Plastic man
He's got plastic knees and a perfect plastic nose
(Plastic man, plastic man)
'Cause he never swears and he always shakes you by the hand
But no one ever gets the truth from plastic man
Plastic people look the same
Pull his nose all over the place
(Plastic man, plastic man)
And he likes to lick his gravy off a plastic plate
