'Cause his world is built 'round punctuality, it never fails
'Cause he's oh, so good, and he's oh, so fine
'Cause he's oh, so good, and he's oh, so fine
And he likes his own backyard and he likes his fags the best
And he's oh, so good, and he's oh, so fine
He's a well respected man about town
And he's oh, so healthy in his body and his mind
And his mother goes to meetings while his father pulls the maid
He's a well respected man about town
And she passes looks, as well as bills at every suave young man
He adores the girl next door 'cause he's dying to get at her
And he's oh, so healthy in his body and his mind
Doing the best things so conservatively
And he's oh, so good, and he's oh, so fine
'Cause he's better than the rest and his own sweat smells the best
And he's oh, so healthy in his body and his mind
And he's oh, so healthy in his body and his mind
Doing the best things so conservatively
He's a well respected man about town
And he hopes to grab his father's loot, when pater passes on
And she stirs the tea with councilors while discussing foreign trade
Doing the best things so conservatively
But his mother knows the best about the matrimonial stakes
He's a well respected man about town
And he plays at stocks and shares, and he goes to the Regatta
