And he's oh, so good, and he's oh, so fine
And he's oh, so healthy in his body and his mind
'Cause he's oh, so good, and he's oh, so fine
And she passes looks, as well as bills at every suave young man
Doing the best things so conservatively
And he's oh, so good, and he's oh, so fine
And his mother goes to meetings while his father pulls the maid
And he's oh, so healthy in his body and his mind
He's a well respected man about town
And he plays at stocks and shares, and he goes to the Regatta
And he's oh, so healthy in his body and his mind
Doing the best things so conservatively
And she stirs the tea with councilors while discussing foreign trade
He's a well respected man about town
But his mother knows the best about the matrimonial stakes
He's a well respected man about town
He adores the girl next door 'cause he's dying to get at her
And he's oh, so healthy in his body and his mind
And he hopes to grab his father's loot, when pater passes on
And he likes his own backyard and he likes his fags the best
'Cause he's better than the rest and his own sweat smells the best
He's a well respected man about town
'Cause he's oh, so good, and he's oh, so fine
Doing the best things so conservatively
'Cause his world is built 'round punctuality, it never fails
