Cricket

So keep a straight bat at all times, let the Bible be your guide
The Devil takes the weak in spirit and so we must always be courageous
Now the Devil has a player and he's called the Demon Bowler
It has honor, it has character and it's British

And remember that God is on your side
Show compassion and self-righteousness and be honest above all
Now God laid down the rules of life
He's shrewd, he's rude and he's wicked
And you know that that's not cricket
So keep old Satan in your sights and play the straight and narrow line
I know of no game more fitting than the age old game of cricket
He'll baffle you with googlies with leg breaks and off spin

And to cricket those ten same rules shall apply

He is sent by Sinful Satan and he's out to take your wicket
And bowl a maiden over
And you'll get by, yes you'll get by
Beware the Demon Bowler
And come to God's call with bat and ball
All through your life he'll try to bowl you out
When He wrote those Ten Commandments
He's crafty and deceitful and he'll try to L.B.W.

But keep a level head and don't let that demon in