And I've inhaled every know remedy
Hay fever, I ought to be in bed
Hay fever
My stuffed up head's killing all of my desire
I tell my baby I feel so bad
I wanna kiss but I'm sneezin' instead
I'm running round sniffin' like a hound
I can't make love when my head feels like lead
There must be a cure for this hay fever
Thought I was cured but here it comes again
Hay fever, I must look like a clown
Hay fever, you put the curse on me
I must get a cure, my romance is at stake
She says, "Baby take me out for a dance"
How can I dance when I can hardly breathe?
We should be home, should be tucked up in bed
But when you see me, I know you will understand
I go ooh-ah, hay fever
I got hay fever blocking up my brain
Wish I could cure this infernal allergy
Ooh-ah, hay fever, hay fever, hay fever
Hay fever, you tore my image down
I must have used every tissue in town
I can't stay cool 'cause I'm starting to sneeze
We start to dance and my nose starts to bleed
How can I pose when my nose is all red?
And all the pills and the powders are in vain
My eyes are sore and my nose is on fire
The pollen count's getting higher and higher
Hay fever
Hay fever
Is there a pill or a powder I can take
Hay fever, feel the sinus pains
My throat's dry now and I'm starting to perspire
But I got hay fever
I can't make love when I can't hardly breathe
I can't go out and it's making me sad
It goes ooh-ah
I got hay fever, blocking up my head
I got hay fever, you wicked allergy
