(Wish I Could Fly Like) Superman

I�m too weak, I�m so thin
Superman, superman, want to be like superman
There was a gas strike, oil strike, lorry strike, bread strike
I looked in the mirror, what did I see
I�d like to fly but I can�t even swim
And if I were superman then we�d fly away
Superman, superman, I want to fly like superman
I�d really like to change the world
Dissatisfied, is what I am
Had another sneeze and I blew my nose
There�s got to be something better than this
Superman, superman, wish I could fly like superman
I want to be like superman
I switched on the radio and nearly dropped dead
I�m such a wreck but I�m staying alive
Gas bills, rent bills, tax bills, phone bills

I did my knees, bend press ups, touch my toes

Got to be a superman to survive
For me to change the shape I�m in
Superman, superman, wish I could fly like superman
The news was so bad that I fell out of bed

I need you but I hate to see you this way
I looked in the mirror, at my pigeon chest

I had to put on my clothes because it made me depressed
Want to be a better man
Superman, superman, wish I could fly like superman
Hey girl, we�ve got to get out of this place
A big black cloud hanging over me
Superman, superman, I want to be like superman
And save it from the mess it�s in
A nine stone weakling with knobbly knees
Surely there must be a way
Superman, superman, wish I could fly like superman

Woke up this morning, what did I see