'Cause I'm a strict vegetarian
I don't feel safe in this world no more
No, I'm an Apeman
I'm an Apeman, I'm an Ape Apeman
But with the over-population and inflation and starvation
I am an Apeman
I think I'm so educated and I'm so civilized
No, I'm an Apeman
And they're walking round like flies man
But all around me, everybody's multiplying
No, I'm an Apeman
I want to sail away to a distant shore
In the zoo man
Well, I'm a King Kong man, I'm a Voo-Doo man
I don't feel safe in this world no more
I don't want to die in a nuclear war
I don't want to die in a nuclear war
I'm an Apeman, I'm an Ape Apeman
So I'm no better than the animals sitting in their cages
'Cause compared to the sun that sits in the sky
Because compared to the flowers and the birds and the trees
Compared to the clouds as they roll by
I am an Apeman
Compared to the bugs and the spiders and flies
No, I'm an Apeman
And the crazy politicians
Well, I'm a King Kong man, I'm a Voo-Doo man
And make like an Apeman
I want to sail away to a distant shore