And knocked my reindeer to the floor
Don't give my brother a Steve Austin outfit
We only want the Real McCoy
He's got lots of mouths to feed
We got no time for your silly toys
Don't mess around with those silly toys
Father Christmas please hand it over
We want your bread so don't make us annoyed
We got no time for your silly toys
We'll beat you up if you don't hand it over
Father Christmas, give us some money
But if you've got one, I'll have a machine gun
I stood outside a department store
Have yourself a good time
While you're drinkin' down your wine
A gang of kids came over and mugged me
We'll beat you up if you make us annoyed
But give my daddy a job 'cause he needs one
We got no time for your silly toys
But the last time I played Father Christmas
And I would hang up my stocking at Christmas
Father Christmas, give us some money
Don't mess around with those silly toys
Give all the toys to the little rich boys"
They said, "Father Christmas, give us some money
So I can scare all the kids down the street
Beat you up if you don't hand it over
Don't give my sister a cuddly toy
Give all the toys to the little rich boys
We'll beat you up so don't make us annoyed
Open my presents and I'd be glad
We don't want a jigsaw or monopoly money
We'll beat you up if you don't hand it over
Father Christmas, give us some money
Have yourself a Merry, Merry Christmas
Father Christmas, give us some money
Father Christmas, give us some money
We want your bread so don't make us annoyed
But remember the kids who got nothin'
We want your bread, so don't make us annoyed