Low Budget

I'm on a low budget
I'm on a low budget, what did you say?

Millionaires are things of the past
To be a cut price person in a low budget land
Money's rare there's none to be found

I used to suck cigars but now I suck polo mints

I'm on a low budget, what did you say?

I'm on a low budget

Excuse my shoes they don't quite fit
I'm not cheap you understand
Yeah, I'm on a low budget, I thought you said that
I'm on a low budget, I'm a cut price person in a low budget land
I count every penny and I watch where it goes
Even my trousers are giving me pain
Circumstance has forced my hand
I'm on a low budget, I'm a cut price person in a low budget land
We're in a low budget film where nothing can last
I'm on a low budget, low budget, low budget

They squeeze me so tight so I can't take no more
They're a special offer and they hurt me a bit
Yeah, I'm on a low budget, I thought you said that
Money's scarce and that ain't funny
They're size 28 but I take 34

I'm on a low budget, what did you say?
I'm just a cut price person in a low budget land
I'm dropping my standards so that I can buy more

I'm on a low budget, I'm a cut price person in a low budget land
So don't think that I'm tight if I don't buy a round

Low budget sure keeps me on my toes
I just got to learn to economize
We're all on our uppers, we're all going skint
They were reduced in a sale so I shouldn't complain
Times are hard but we'll all survive
I'm shopping at Woolworth and low discount stores
Yes, I'm on a low budget, I thought you said that
Art takes time, time is money