And then he hits you with a can of beans
This was something he had never sensed
I mean to say this cat was mad
Well, he lives down there in his valley
(Eggplant)
Well, he ain't no prize
And she almost passed out from fright
(Potatoes)
The cat stands tall and green
He looked at her as she commenced
(Broccoli)
Well, this changed his whole complexion
He had never seen such a beautiful sight
Carrots
(Celery stalks)
And that's why the cat's so mean
(Brussels sprouts)
(Artichoke hearts)
(Corn)
(Spinach)
You've heard about the Jolly Green Giant
Then he looked at her and she looked at him
He looked at her thought, what a dilly
With his hands on his hips
Well, he stands there laughin'
I can't see goin' with a big green kook"
"Now listen, pal, this ain't no fluke
He couldn't get Sally so went back to his valley
And there's no women his size
He touched her once, she slapped him silly
The cat was color-blind
Now lookin' 'round he was [Incomprehensible]
And then he ran into an Amazon
He's so big and mean
One day he left his valley pad
Don't let his troubles cross your mind
Heard about the Jolly Green Giant
