He came into the kitchen while we were away
Boochy, boochy, boochy, boochy, boochy, boochy, boochy
Sows are busy with the piglets fine
Boochy, boochy, boochy, boochy, boochy, boochy, boochy
And he's gone like snow on the water, goodbye
Ted may be a moo cow next time around
Squidly, squidly, squidly, squidly, squidly, squidly, squidly
Giving sweet milk to the people in the town
Squidly, squidly, squidly, squidly, squidly, squidly, squidly
Boochy, boochy, boochy, boochy, boochy, boochy, boochy
He took all the rice and he forgot to pay
Sham sham sharoo, oh, sham sham sharoo, Big Ted's sold and gone
All he ever thought about was food and romance
I'd put them in the forest now if they were mine
He'll be whatever he will choose on air or sea or ground
He was getting old so the farmer said
Now he's gone like snow on the water, goodbye
He's gone like snow on the water, don't cry
Sham sham sharoo, oh, sham sham sharoo, Big Ted's sold and gone
Ted may be a moo cow next time around
'Cause I know they like acorns and I don't like bacon
He'll be whatever, he will choose on air or sea or ground
I'd put them in the forest now if they were mine
Boochy, boochy, boochy, boochy, boochy, boochy, boochy
Boochy, boochy, boochy, boochy, boochy, boochy, boochy
Boochy, boochy, boochy, boochy, boochy, boochy, boochy
He never cared to do the boogaloo dance
Boochy, boochy, boochy, boochy, boochy, boochy, boochy
'Cause I know they like acorns, I don't like bacon
Sham sham sharoo, oh, sham sham sharoo, Big Ted's sold and gone
Squidly, squidly, squidly, squidly, squidly, squidly, squidly
Boochy, boochy, boochy, boochy, boochy, boochy, boochy
Boochy, boochy, boochy, boochy, boochy, boochy, boochy
"Sold him to the butcher just to make a little bread"
The sows are busy with the piglets fine
He's gone like snow on the water, goodbye
Giving sweet milk to the people in the town
