Giving sweet milk to the people in the town
Sham sham sharoo, oh, sham sham sharoo, Big Ted's sold and gone
He's gone like snow on the water, don't cry
He came into the kitchen while we were away
Squidly, squidly, squidly, squidly, squidly, squidly, squidly
Boochy, boochy, boochy, boochy, boochy, boochy, boochy
I'd put them in the forest now if they were mine
He'll be whatever, he will choose on air or sea or ground
Boochy, boochy, boochy, boochy, boochy, boochy, boochy
Giving sweet milk to the people in the town
"Sold him to the butcher just to make a little bread"
Sham sham sharoo, oh, sham sham sharoo, Big Ted's sold and gone
Boochy, boochy, boochy, boochy, boochy, boochy, boochy
Boochy, boochy, boochy, boochy, boochy, boochy, boochy
'Cause I know they like acorns, I don't like bacon
Boochy, boochy, boochy, boochy, boochy, boochy, boochy
He took all the rice and he forgot to pay
Boochy, boochy, boochy, boochy, boochy, boochy, boochy
Now he's gone like snow on the water, goodbye
Ted may be a moo cow next time around
I'd put them in the forest now if they were mine
He'll be whatever he will choose on air or sea or ground
'Cause I know they like acorns and I don't like bacon
He never cared to do the boogaloo dance
Boochy, boochy, boochy, boochy, boochy, boochy, boochy
Ted may be a moo cow next time around
He's gone like snow on the water, goodbye
Sows are busy with the piglets fine
The sows are busy with the piglets fine
All he ever thought about was food and romance
Squidly, squidly, squidly, squidly, squidly, squidly, squidly
He was getting old so the farmer said
And he's gone like snow on the water, goodbye
Squidly, squidly, squidly, squidly, squidly, squidly, squidly
Boochy, boochy, boochy, boochy, boochy, boochy, boochy
Sham sham sharoo, oh, sham sham sharoo, Big Ted's sold and gone
Boochy, boochy, boochy, boochy, boochy, boochy, boochy
