(Well, all right)
Whoo, hoo, whoo, hoo, whoo, hoo, whoo, hoo
(Well, all right)
Swim across the ocean in a concrete suit
Whoo, hoo, whoo, hoo, whoo, hoo, whoo, hoo
(Well, all right)
I know just what you mean
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
On and on the world spins round
(Well, all right)
But I don't worry 'cause sometimes
I know all you got troubles, all you got is woes
First in line but last to know
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Everyone's a loser in the modern world
Shake the chips off your shoulders, here is how it goes
And I know that it might seem
Move too fast but think too slow
Trying to grow a beard but still look cute
I'm so sick of it, this won't do
Should have better things to do
(Well, all right)
Whoo, hoo, whoo, hoo, whoo, hoo, whoo, hoo
People see me and they go, aah
People see me and they go, 'xcuse me
Juggling chainsaws with just one hand
I should have better things to do
Move too fast but think too slow
(Well, all right)
(Well, all right)
(Well, all right)
And I know that it might seem
All of you got troubles, all of you got woes
I know just what you mean
Whoo, hoo, whoo, hoo, whoo, hoo, whoo, hoo
(Well, all right)
Look at all the sad and gloomy little boys and girls
(Well, all right)
Everyone's a loser in the modern world
I'm so sick of it, this won't do
Falling down the stairs with a marching band
(Well, all right)
(Well, all right)
Whoo, hoo, whoo, hoo, whoo, hoo, whoo, hoo
It's enough to get you down
First in line but last to know
Whoo, hoo, whoo, hoo, whoo, hoo, whoo, hoo
Shake the chips off your shoulders, here is how it goes
You just have to, whoo, hoo
Look at all the sad and gloomy little boys and girls