Don't tell me he could look good if he tried
Grab you're expensive coat and bury it inside
Well, I'm so sick of hearing how your love for this has died
Hiding in the bedroom, climbing up the walls
Well, the kids don't sleep for days
Tell her I just did what I was told
I'm hanging by my teeth, waiting on quick relief
Just because they can, it doesn't make it alright
Is it me or are they younger every night?
Well, it's a shame or a sham, he's half as old as I am
Well, I'm so sick of hearing how your love for this has died
You've got to kick it out of me gently
Well, it terrifies the life from out of me
Don't tell me you could do it if you tried
Well, it's a shame or a sham, he's half as old as I am
Don't tell me you could do it if you tried
Well, I'm so sick of hearing how your love for this has died
Don't tell me he could look good if he tried
Well, it's a shame or a sham, he's half as old as I am
And won't you make sure my mother gets half my weight in gold?
Don't tell me you could do it if you tried
I could die in a hundred odd ways
Well, it's really such a lazy way to be
Till it begs and pleads and crawls
Don't tell me he could look good if he tried