You could have been
Well, that's what you get
Keeping all the boys from your door can't be easy
Everybody knows you cried last night
You can only wish that you were married to me
You can only wish that you were married to me
And we'll try and keep your pretty face bone dry
Oh, you naughty girl you know you tickle me red
Well, that's what you get
Well, that's what you get
Ridiculous you
Under the red light
Ridiculous you
Ridiculous you
Little Greg said you went home instead
The best that I've seen
Baby got the bones and a hand me down
Waiting in the queue, oh whoopee doo
You look so dumb and you sound so twee
Everybody knows you cried last night
Well, Ruby said you was wrecked
Oh, don't get upset
Oh, don't get upset
And then take 'em out to look at the queen
Everybody knows you cried last night
But you were never well behaved the last time I checked
Oh, you naughty girl you know you tickle me red
If you stick around you'll get an alibi
Oh, you naughty girl you know you tickle me red
Lay yourself down by the side of the bed
The best that I've seen
You could have been
Now give us all a go till your face turns red
Give the girl some cash 'cause your mother has said so
The best that I've seen
Lay yourself down by the side of the bed
Waiting in the queue, oh whoopee doo
Lay yourself down by the side of the bed
You look so dumb and you sound so twee
Under the red light
Oh, don't get upset
Give the boys a flash and they'll love you so
Rent a honey, rent a honey one two three
You look so dumb and you sound so twee
Under the red light
You can only wish that you were married to me
Waiting in the queue, oh whoopee doo
And any old girl who's in between
Says her heart is black but her eyes are brown
You could have been
