Well, that's what you get
You could have been
Ridiculous you
Now give us all a go till your face turns red
Rent a honey, rent a honey one two three
Well, Ruby said you was wrecked
You look so dumb and you sound so twee
And any old girl who's in between
Everybody knows you cried last night
Says her heart is black but her eyes are brown
Waiting in the queue, oh whoopee doo
Oh, you naughty girl you know you tickle me red
Everybody knows you cried last night
Baby got the bones and a hand me down
Ridiculous you
Oh, don't get upset
You look so dumb and you sound so twee
You can only wish that you were married to me
Oh, you naughty girl you know you tickle me red
If you stick around you'll get an alibi
Ridiculous you
You can only wish that you were married to me
Well, that's what you get
Under the red light
Under the red light
Well, that's what you get
You can only wish that you were married to me
Under the red light
And then take 'em out to look at the queen
Oh, you naughty girl you know you tickle me red
But you were never well behaved the last time I checked
Oh, don't get upset
Oh, don't get upset
Everybody knows you cried last night
Lay yourself down by the side of the bed
Give the boys a flash and they'll love you so
The best that I've seen
Lay yourself down by the side of the bed
Give the girl some cash 'cause your mother has said so
You could have been
And we'll try and keep your pretty face bone dry
Little Greg said you went home instead
The best that I've seen
The best that I've seen
You could have been
Keeping all the boys from your door can't be easy
Lay yourself down by the side of the bed
You look so dumb and you sound so twee
Waiting in the queue, oh whoopee doo
Waiting in the queue, oh whoopee doo
