I don’t mean to be sleazy
I wouldn’t want to get caught when the lights go out
Well I see your yellow fingers and your crucifix bones
I don’t mean to be sleazy
Falling in the front door, my my
When you’re creepin' up the backstairs, mother’s nightmares
All covered in cellophane
Take your brother’s car keys, bye bye
Don’t just say yes to tease me
Do your utmost to please me
Of all the shitty little places I meet you it’s here
Take your brother’s car keys, bye bye
Falling in the front door, my my
When you’re creepin' up the backstairs, mother’s nightmares
Climbing in the window, get dressed, let’s go
I said, "Aw, I’m just bored, I’m just checking out”
Do your utmost to please me
“Sweetheart, I’m just here to get drunk again”
Don’t just say yes to tease me
“Was here with you sister but she was gone when I got back
She said, “You’re so special”
And now I’m freaking out
I don’t mean to be sleazy
I was up dancin’ for fun y’know”
But hey it’s nothing to shout about
Climbing in the window, get dressed, let’s go
I heard you got a brand new name selling E’s in the dark
When you’re creepin' up the backstairs, mother’s nightmares
But being you can’t be easy
Do your utmost to please me
Was here when your best friend said
Don’t just say yes to tease me
But being you can’t be easy
Climbing in the window, get dressed, let’s go
But being you can’t be easy
I wouldn’t move if I was you
Falling in the front door, my my
Take your brother’s car keys, bye bye
