Shores of California

And that is why the girl is called a tease
Clench your fists, yeah, right

Stop thinking love is blind
And that�s the way it is in Minnesota

The girls are cryin� and the boys are masturbatin�
That�s the way it�s been since protozoa
The way since Aristophanes and homer
Maybe to prevent overpopulation

Why all these conflicting specifications
Wrote the Iliad and Lysistrata
That�s the way it is in Oklahoma, homa
'Cause like any girl all she really wants

That�s the way it is in Oklahoma, homa
That�s the way since the ancient protozoa
And that�s the way is in Minnesota
And that�s why God made escort agencies
That�s the way it is in Oklahoma, homa
One life to live and mace and GHB
But every time he thinks he�s getting close

To get him to turn out the lights and dance
She threatens death before he gets a chance

All I know, is that all around the nation
That�s the way since the animals and Noah
And that�s the way it is in Minnesota
That�s the way it is in Minnesota
And she�s been trying with limited success
First climbed onto shores of California
And that is why the guy is called a sleaze
She's just not my type
Must not be too kind

First climbed onto the shores of California
Is that fickle little bitch romance, that fickle little bitch romance
That�s the way is in Oklahoma
The girls are cryin� and the boys are masturbatin�