I will make the room up nice
Put your insides all on ice
Can you hear Room 318?
They're a wild bunch
You have gone too far
Its just me and the minibar
It was real, true love
They're a wild bunch
When you left last night
And I sing at the top of my lungs
Candles from the Walmart that
Ha, ha, ha
I was so excited to
But if they just knew
Nobody else
You have gone so far
With your toothbrush dry
It was real, true love
What my night was coming to
You have gone so far
Do such normal things with you
It's just me and the minibar
And strip down to my dun, dun, duns
You have gone so far
It's just us, my love
Man, they're really happening
Close all the windows
And tonight
So tonight
Put signs on the handles
God, would they vomit and run?
It's just us, my love
That is the kind of girl I am
That I bought last night
No such details will spoil my plan
That I bought last night
Every city's got to have
Happy birthday us
