All my work is guaranteed
And keep your mouth shut tight
You need to be the next big thing
Let's start in with a test of your intelligence
Trust me 'cause I know the options
Guess how many more I can fit there
I've been getting up, close and intimate
Yes, I can do everything
He's in a rock band
Miss, guessing gets you nowhere
And zest for the counter productive
Guess right get the toaster but you know
The lights are staying out but no sweat
It's not a bad thing
And he goes to med school
To get professional
Yes, I'll tell you just the thing
And a two foot coffin
Two down now but who's gonna notice it?
Two down now but who's counting anyway?
Thoroughly reliable
Up and down, and round about, and out the back
To last the length of your recovery
But I'll burn that bridge when I get to it
And if you show up and I am unavailable
He is a nice man
I've been getting damn good at hiding it
I've been dying to find out the hard way
And I've been taking tips from the government
Guess how many fingers? Okay
It's got a nice ring
How about a nine month long vacation
You need from out of my new SUV
My partner Brian, would love to take care of you
I've got aim like a mack truck
Oh, he goes to med school
I've been taking friends to the alleyway
In some states they say, you can burn for it
Put away those pliers, honey
Some close calls but I'm getting into it
Giddy as a gang banger with a set of sutures
Mandy goes to med school
Where his Magic Johnson ought to be
I've been baking cakes for the enemy
Fifty bucks a month ought to cover it
